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I'm an adorable sassy Ginger that wont hesitate to be cruel so don't mess with me ಠ╭╮ಠ

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

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14 hours ago
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thornprince:

slaveoftheflesh:

vinerva:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

MOZART YOU LIL SHIT

SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

thornprince:

slaveoftheflesh:

vinerva:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

MOZART YOU LIL SHIT

SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

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14 hours ago
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The most evil food in the world

chuuface:

madlori:

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT HERE.

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I am only allowed to buy them once in a great while because I WILL EAT THE WHOLE DAMN PACKAGE AT ONCE.

so fucking delicious. soooooo bad. made of 100% not real food.

For those of you who are not American, these cookies are in…

14 hours ago
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thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

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14 hours ago
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ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

whatthefuckmoriarty:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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Robot

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Android

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Cyborg

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runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

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unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

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14 hours ago
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inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

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14 hours ago
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ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

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k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:


that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

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Unknown ship:

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Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

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Ship remains non-canon?

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Ship remains non-canon part 2:

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You ALMOST Ship something:

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Someone ships something you don’t ship?

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Someone insults your ship:

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Ship becomes canon:

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What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

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that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

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14 hours ago
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kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

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14 hours ago
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i-only-date-super-villains:

deadlycollision:

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

I can’t breathe

This is brilliant

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14 hours ago
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bl00mish:

*holds tube of mascara between my teeth* maybe it’s a metaphor, maybe it’s maybelline

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14 hours ago
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spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT

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